How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time
what is the difference between a orphan and a deaf kid? they can't hear or speak to theirs parents that never came back
When deaf people people see someone yawning do they think their screaming
When a deaf person is on trial is it really considered a hearing
what did the man say to the deaf kid he said
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
Unughppppthh
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has
What do you call a deaf animal? Anything, it can't hear you.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11
what is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What's a deaf kids favourite words?
Shut up.
If your born deaf what language would you think in
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....
