I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won’t be able to hear!

A mom says to her son: "Hey can you wave to that deaf kid over there" The son: "I don’t know, can I?" The mom: "May you?" The son: “No I don’t have any arms!”

how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

what do you call a ear thats dead deaf hahaha oh wait…

the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed’ f u’

Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?

It’s ok he didn’t either!

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave for ever and we said what u never want to hear from me again

What to do you do after you rape a deaf girl? Cut off her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

Dear Hearing People. We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We Can even dance via vibration through music. Do you know the song W lyric like this 👇 *white b… accent: Ohhh… MY God BECKY… L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. BIG BEAT DROP I…LIKE…BIG…BUTT…I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose

Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it’s not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana

There was a guy I knew who owned a foot high piano player? He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish. The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf as all he got was a 12 pianist.

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)

Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

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What do you call a deaf child? -Ryan Simmonite-

Q. What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?

A. Lukemia