I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won’t be able to hear!

What to do you do after you rape a deaf girl? Cut off her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed’ f u’

Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?

It’s ok he didn’t either!

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave for ever and we said what u never want to hear from me again

A mom says to her son: "Hey can you wave to that deaf kid over there" The son: "I don’t know, can I?" The mom: "May you?" The son: “No I don’t have any arms!”

Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it’s not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)

There was a guy I knew who owned a foot high piano player? He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish. The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf as all he got was a 12 pianist.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

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What do you call a deaf child? -Ryan Simmonite-