Deaf jokes
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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