Deaf jokes
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"