Deaf Jokes

One man said "the audacity on that deaf kid."

The other man said "bro does even have audio."

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary

you know i would make a deaf joke but i dont think they would hear it

what do you call a ear thats dead deaf hahaha oh wait...

What to do you do after you rape a deaf girl? Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed' f u'

There was a guy I knew who owned a foot high piano player? He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish. The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf as all he got was a 12 pianist.

A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky: You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that! The girl, showing her arm: Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!

Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents

Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad

Watch BNHA season 4 today

Why does a deaf kid always like football he gets signed

(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )

I went up to the deaf kid and said I’m going to punch u in 3 2 1 and he ended up with a broken nose and I said u should have listened to me

Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here

Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up

Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up

Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up

Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up

“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up

Doctor: * calls 911*

911 service: 911 what’s your emergency

Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up

911 service: * hangs up*

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)

A mom says to her son: "Hey can you wave to that deaf kid over there" The son: "I don't know, can I?" The mom: "May you?" The son: "No I don't have any arms!"