So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
A mom says to her son: "Hey can you wave to that deaf kid over there" The son: "I don't know, can I?" The mom: "May you?" The son: "No I don't have any arms!"
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
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What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
