So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear!
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
Whats a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid
The both cant here there parents
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
what does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know its not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
did you hear the one about the deaf person me: no thats because they caint hear so they dont talk
Why are Hellen Keller jokes so funny? Because she’s blind and deaf.
Im deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who i met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess i didnt see the signs at the time.
I gave a dead kid airpods
When a deaf person haves sex do they use one hand to moan
A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex...
The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."
The husband says, "OK if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man I said hi he said wha yiu sa
Hellen Keller once said, ̈love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel ̈ but of course she said it like this ̈fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb ̈
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok he didn't either!
Dear Hearing People. We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We Can even dance via vibration through music. Do you know the song W lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose
