Deaf jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.