Deaf jokes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
"Say what you want about the deaf."
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.