What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Whats a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid
The both cant here there parents
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
One man said "the audacity on that deaf kid."
The other man said "bro does even have audio."
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
