What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
Beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".
how to kick a deaf person off the plane step1 pretend to yell and get some friends to do it too step 2 tell your friends to raise both of there hands step 3 hes out of the plane on a parachute.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight year old girl? Smash the little bitchβs hands with a hammer so she canβt tell her mum
Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
Deaf peoples shux lots dix. They cant haer!
Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people? - Just switch off the lights.
What do you call a deaf person? Whatever you want!
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave for ever and we said what u never want to hear from me again
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
dissabled man stands up blind man says you can stand? deaf man you can see?? mute person you can hear dissabled man you can talk doctor- what the actual fuck
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
