What's a deaf kids favourite words?
Shut up.
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So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man I said hi he said wha yiu sa
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
Whats a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid
The both cant here there parents
Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".
Why are Hellen Keller jokes so funny? Because she’s blind and deaf.
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What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
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My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
One man said "the audacity on that deaf kid."
The other man said "bro does even have audio."
I gave a dead kid airpods
When a deaf person haves sex do they use one hand to moan
you know i would make a deaf joke but i dont think they would hear it
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok he didn't either!
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language. Weird. Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
