When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Deaf Jokes
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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