Deaf jokes
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.