my parents are dead lol said the orphan
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef? He pasta way!
you didn't know that hellen keller is dead? its fine neither does she
Ukraine be like dead children.... RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
