How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Dead Jokes
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
