Dead jokes

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

X: Morning, sunshine!

Y: Oh, yeah. 30 minutes more.

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

Me: Aren't you my son?

Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Follow me.

I heard a noise, so I'm dead.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.

Ukraine be like dead children...

RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!