Dead Jokes

The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead and then I realized they were more dead than George bush on November 30,2018

you didn't know that hellen keller is dead? its fine neither does she

Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread

my parents are dead lol said the orphan

Did you hear about the dead Italian chef? He pasta way!

Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.

Q.Which game does necro like the most

Into the dead part 1

follow me and heard a nois so im dead

I gave a dead kid airpods

A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish

Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them