My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
-Heather-By-Conan Gray and watersharky-Remix- I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you Only if you knew how much I liked you But I watch your eyes as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were Heather Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her, she's such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Oh, I wish I were Heather Oh, oh, wish I were Heather Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were-
Why can`t dinosaurs clap? because they're dead!
What black and white black and white black and white black and white..... I dead nun rolling down a hill
Anonymous:why are you crying Anonymous 2:no buddy come to my finral
I didn't steal it🌚
x : morning sunshine y : oh, yeah 30 minutes more
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal
Friend: Sure
Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead
Me: Aren't you my son
Friend: So that's what mom was trying to hide from me
After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
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How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard
hahahahhahahhah my nan died :)
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Stephens Not Dead his WiFi is slow
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Knock knock.
Whose there
Not your dad
Where is a place where people die
Rosshall Academy
