Dead jokes
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Lol.
Before Queen Elizabeth was dead she was cracked at fortnite !!!
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
Gvido gubis.