Dead jokes
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Memes
I FAMOUS NOW GUYS
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Gvido gubis.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.