Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
STEPHEN HAWKINS ISNT ACCTUALLY DEAD HE IS JUST HAVING A UPDATE
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
my old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking thru a field of dead babies was.... his cock
What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
why did the t-rex not clap when you won a prize ans - cuz its dead
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer
Friend 1: did you? Depressed friend 2: I didn't! Friend one: swear on your life! Depressed friend 2: I swear A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
Im dead serious about kobe :Kobe in heaven.....
What is a necrophile's least favourite game
The walking dead
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
What do you call a dad without a dad joke, Dead.
Whoever said men will fuck anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends
