pun enters the room and kills ten people.
pun in, ten dead
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Haloomi
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap! Because they’re dead.
I got a heart pain the I went to hospital when the doctor says I am dead but I run then I jump I am not dead
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
They said I couldnt drive. now they know i cant cause they are all dead
a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
did you ear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? well, he's dead.
when i saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, i told him to censor that a-hole. when i saw the completed product, he censored me. then i killed him.
I like my girlfriends like my children dead
Why don't skeletons play music at the church? Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a dead human....
A DEAD HUMAN HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
why did jimmy drop his ice cream
Because he was dead
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
