What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
why is sally dead, cause she has no arms
funny thing is dead women can't say no.....
dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
he's not really dead, his update failed
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
hes dead now
Lol
What's the hardest thing walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
so i was fucking my daughter the other night and i dont know what was funnier the look on my wife's face or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her
Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Dead people can’t cross the street cuz there dead ha ha
