my name is gunter, gunter gunter is dead gunter gunter stuffed my cats head ;D
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife in his car and know one could see him. He threw the body out the car and thew the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife is dead and to come to the sene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops amediently arrested him. Why? ANSWER: The cops never said qhere the sene of the crime is.
an old indian was buried on the side of a hill, what did he say.
nothing, he was dead.
my old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking thru a field of dead babies was.... his cock
Roses are red,My friend is choking.That supid bitch shouldnt have eaten my muffin.
i cant believe my friends.they killed themselves without me
What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
I hit my friend. He dead now
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Where is a place where people die
Rosshall Academy
why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
what is scarier then a pile of dead babies? the bottom one ate it's way out
NONCE
Ugh don’t you just hate it when your having sex and your parents walk in he room and say “ No more dead babies for your mister we are running low!”
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
why tho
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
