Dead jokes
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
I'm dead inside.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.