Day jokes
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."