New Dating Jokes - Page 17 - Worst Jokes Ever

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Hello.

Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!

What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.

Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

"I work with animals," the man said to his date.

His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

"I am a butcher," said the man.

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)