Michael Has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were tommy age 9, and Bobby, 11
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date and she asks him "so are you Indian?" and the Muslim goes "no bitch, i ain't 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
Why are the Twin tower actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Who thinks gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *gwen and aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not Dating and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy! and Who thinks gwen belongs with prince aka bf!
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Your gf/bf says: "Im dating your uncle..." Your start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Dam"
what is the difference between you and a calendar a calendar has dates
ABIGABA DANIELTM
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..🤔
whats the diffaance betewwen you and a callandder
callander got dates
You’re hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
person: what's your perfect date look like.
Me: oh just hanging around in a tree
A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I can’t
Gwen tj this needs to stop so please this is not a dating website go on tinder or something just not here hate me if it makes you feel better but this is sickening!
