Date jokes
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.