Date jokes

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

What did one candle say to the other?

"Want to go out tonight?"

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Why is the number 10 always scared?

Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

What month has 28 days?

All of them.

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he says.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

About to go on a date.

But she was late.

So I got some tape.

And eventually punished her with rape.

What do you call an emo dating another emo?

The suicide duo.

What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?

She was date raped.