What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Date Jokes
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
