Date jokes
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.