Darkness

Darkness Jokes

I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?

how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I’m blind!

Mom: Exactly.

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures