Darkness jokes
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...