Darkness jokes

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"

Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.

Kid: "What's dark humor?"

Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."

Kid: "I am blind, Mom."

Mom: "Exactly."

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

What tree is every emo kid trying to find?

The hanging tree.

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them.

How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

More than 10, since my basement's still dark.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

What's a rapist's fav position?

Missionary in a dark corner.

What do emo kids and bats have in common?

They both hang from trees.

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

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Friend: How dark IS your humor?

Me: It started an organization against cops.

What do you call a black comedian?

Dark Humor.