Darkness Jokes

My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.

I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun..... Then it dawned on me

I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google

what makes emos jump

a. bridges

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can't hit home.

My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.

What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"

If all your clothes where stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly

I was in the mood for some dark meat so I called my black friend.

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^