What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common.They never get old

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

More than 9 because my basements still dark.

How many dead baby’s does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It’s not 8 because my basement is still dark

Dark humor is like kids with cancer they never get old

Dark Jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.

A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone

why did the man walk into a bar. because he just broke up and he needs alcohol you dummy

i am funny

If you are on here don’t hate there will be rude ones but it doesn’t matter

I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness (?)

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who’s there? The chicken

Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb. A. Gotta be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark.

Kate:can we have a threesome? Trevor:sure The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he’s supposed to be doing and then he feels something going up his back end he goes to punch the person behind him but then he turns on the let and it was Kate behind him and hes been fucking the guy the whole time.

Why cant orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>

So I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier. The looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

how many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

why are indians dark? because they are born and bred in chicken curry

Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can’t work in the fucking dark can I

What’s the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old

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