Darkness jokes
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*