Darkness jokes

Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

The joke above me sucks.

Son: Mom, what is dark humor?

Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!

Mom: Exactly!

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

Person 1: "...."

Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?

It can't hit home.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

what makes emos jump?

a. bridges

What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?

Some people don’t pick it.

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.

The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.

With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.