Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked "It's dark in here isn't?" and the other one says "I don't know I can't see.
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
what is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humour? Dark humour never dies!
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
why does dark humor love orphans because the humor killed thier parents
Dark humor is like cancer, its even funnier when children get it
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do? I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through. The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark. Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair. That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect. Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side. Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know. But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim
dark humor is like parents. not everyone gets it.
What's yellow and cant swim? a bus full of kids