Darkness jokes
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
The joke above me sucks.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.