Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
Darkness Jokes
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Can disabled enable dark mode?
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
