Darkness Jokes

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yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone

Kobe: stop doing dark humor!

Me:why they dont land well together ?

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Can enable disabled dark mode?

There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician

hi my name is uncle joe and i like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades pull the ring and the house is gone.

When You Throw paper at a hill you can say " Hey look it is like Kobes Helicopter

A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let's leave at night "!

what is the diffrence between a blond and a nazi

the blond survived

what do call six gay men going in a war rain bow six siege

So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.