What is one good thing about pedophiles?
they drive slow in the school zone
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
what does a pregnant 14 year old and her foetus? theyre both thinking; oh sh@t my moms gonna kill me!
what is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humour? Dark humour never dies!
Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I wasnt close to my dad when he died.
which was good, he died to a landmine.
What flies around the school in night? Alpha-bats!
my uncles like the moon. he comes out at night
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
hi my name is uncle joe and i like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician
Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere
what is the diffrence between a blond and a nazi
the blond survived
