Dark jokes
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.