A guy is sitting at a bar, when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!”
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo. He said they want you they’ll come get you.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
What's the difference between me and cancer? Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk
What’s worse than finger banging your sister? Finding your dad‘s wedding ring
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister ?
Me & my dad !
What’s worse than banging your sister
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”
