A girl asked her mom why is my name Walmart.her dad replied and said because that’s where u were made
WHY DID DAD SAY NO TO THE POOL BECUS HE CAN'T SWIM
what did little johnny say to his dad johnny:dad please not again im to young
At a orphans funeral you say your dad came back
I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
son. what is 1plus 1 = dad. i don,t know son. its is 2. dad. oh i was gonna say 2
Your dad So stupid that when he jumped Fence the gate is open
my dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is
Im jealous of cancer my dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Why did I fuçlc my dad? So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
If you spell swim backwards you get miws, where is my dad?
dad fucked mom mom fucked son son fucked sister sister fucked dog dog fucked cat cat fucked bird bird fucked fish fish fucked dad dad really liked it
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor? Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap. Son: But Daddy, I'm blind. Dad: Exactly.
I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"
9/11 was not funny it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah
Is your dad a magician Bc he magically disappeared
Ur dad is mad
Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death i cleary asked for jammy dodgers and got bourbons
I still remember my dads last words you cunt you let the ladder go you cuuunt smack he hit the grond and bled out
