Kid: dad what is it like to be drunk Dad: you see those 2 trees over there, if you were drunk you would see 4 Kid: dad there is only 1 tree
Boy 1: Sonic is a fictional character. Boy 2: Yeah, just like your dad.
DAD:I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage
SON:why
DAD:your going to need them
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
Dad: School is cancelled, I think your teacher died or something Me: Wow they found the body already? Dad: :/
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
Sunday Monday Tuesday What The Fuck Saturday
my sister is pregnant i’m a be a dad
yeah u can call me daddy son
alyas dad died thats comedy something not funny is like blm
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Son:DAD DAD OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
Dad:WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!
SOn:MIA ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE ON FEBRUARY 30th
Dad:Cas theres no february 30th?
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up
If you get you get it
my sisters pregnant, ima be a dad!
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
