what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark, turns out he just wanted to have sex
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing so she elbowed me in my damn nose
An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
Why do orphan like fucking other dads? Because they get to have a daddy.
one day a man was walking in a ally when a crack head atakes him so then man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home when he gose to his wife she asks him if he saw her dad.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing so I threw her out the window instead
Ask A Orphan This- "Whats the difference between cancer and ur dad, cancer comes back."
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.
Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
what a orphan and a homeless people got in comet? They got no one to call dad.
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
My dad died in 911.... He was a good driver
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the abcs and the other count to 10. Teacher: you can kill 2 birds with1 stone. Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head. Johnny at school: you can kill a bird and give a man a concusssion.
Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
Why cant orphan play soccer? bc thay cant pratis white there dad .
