Dad jokes
What is a "dad?"
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
My life.
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.