Dad jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous8 years agoMy life.Anonymous8 years ago"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."Anonymous8 years agoTits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.Anonymous11 years agoMoms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?Palm Sunday.PreviousNext1…6162636465Family jokesFatherhood jokesDaddy issues jokesFather Figure jokesFather's Day jokesPriest jokesAll categories
Anonymous8 years agoTits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Anonymous11 years agoMoms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?Palm Sunday.