Cut jokes
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.