What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?.... A woman!
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
What do feminist and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up cunts
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If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said "Oh no you"re not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday..the ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
Al fayed’s son arrives at heavens gates and sees his driver He shouts ‘ you stupid cunt ‘ The driver says ‘ Watch Boss? ‘ Dodi replies..::::: I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL
What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt
DON'T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
Salmon Rushdie got a new book out. It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock A: a man!
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker Pussy, asshole, cunt Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick Jesus Harold Christ Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt
Only a city council comittee would create this mistake . Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
My friend enyaw is gay she is a cunt
Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"
I asked to borrow a book from the library, it was titled 'suicide in ten easy steps' the cunt just stood and said "cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
