Cunt jokes
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
Cunt.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.