Culture jokes
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Who even needs white jokes?
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.