Culture jokes
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Memes
What do emos do?
Hang.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Who even needs white jokes?
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."