Culture jokes
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.