Culture jokes
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What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?
Stoners have papers.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.