Culture jokes
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
I am Mario's brother.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Memes
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.