Culture jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Tum tum tum tum tum Sahur
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
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She a hoe, she shit on herself.