Culture jokes

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme-n-Sneakers.

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

What's a rapper's favorite type of car?

A Rhyme Rover.

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

The Twilight fanbase.

Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."

How are Asians like a box of chocolates?

Either way, they’ll kill your dog.

How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?

About nine months and a day.

"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

I am Mario's brother.

What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!