Culture jokes
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
I love birthdays 🍰
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Memes
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
The Twilight fanbase.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.