Culture jokes
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Sis is meme.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.