Culture jokes
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
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