Culture jokes
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
What do emos do?
Hang.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.