Culture jokes
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
I love birthdays π°
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Memes
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
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"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What do you call a Punjabi thatβs drowning? Mandeep.
Tamales.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Sis is meme.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" πππππ
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.