Culture jokes
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?