Culture jokes
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Memes
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
The Twilight fanbase.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.