Culture jokes

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

Who even needs white jokes?

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.

"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.

Sis is meme.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

They didn't because they ate it.

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.