How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Culture Jokes
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you call a Punjabi thatβs drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" πππππ
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Sis is meme.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Why canβt you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
I love birthdays π°
