Culture jokes
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let's celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. We've been around the world, same song. Work hard, play hard, all day long. All the continents get jealous over me. You can see me 3D overseas. If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me. Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up I've been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it's not our fault that we have all the ladies But it's hard to see these ladies when your middle name's Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They're great, we're great at world war, dominators And we're also some smooth operators, and we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don't let life live you (Live you) It's a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!