What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Culture Jokes
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
