Culture jokes
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Memes
Unless you wanna die
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: โWrapโ music.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
โYes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.โ
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They donโt know how to put a condom on.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Why shouldnโt you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Whatโs the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why donโt rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone whoโs always in the booth!
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Girls: ๐ *Period* โ๏ธ๐
Men: ๐ฟ *Growth* ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ