Culture jokes
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
LMAO
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.