Culture jokes

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?

"Some ting wong."

What do you call a stoned Mexican?

Baked bean.

What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!

Q: What do you call a gang of emos?

A: Suicide Squad.

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

What do you call a dog in China?

E10

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!

Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!

I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.

What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

Kobe got irl canceled.