What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
asian conversation: Person 1: Ni how's it going? Person 2: konnichi what's up? Person 1: ive bing chilin
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person
Because Logan Paul left him hanging
How do you start a rave in Etiopia? You put food ceiling and they start jumping.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Ratio.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
