Culture jokes
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.