Culture

Culture jokes

Stereotype

Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

Man

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.

Money

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

Memes

Curry

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

Fight

What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?

Movie

Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?

Because it was a Rogue One!

Music

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

Ghost

What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Number

Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

Tea Bag

Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.

It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.

Get your mind together!

Mexican

What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.

Kardashians

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

Emo

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Neighbor

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."