Culture jokes
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
ALL ASIANS
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.