Culture jokes

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Can emos eat happy meals?

What's an Indian's favorite drug?

Beans.

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.

What's long and black? Centrelink line.

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

What language do Asian Karen’s speak?

Demandarin.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.