Culture jokes
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Can emos eat happy meals?
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!