Culture jokes
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Memes
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.