Culture jokes
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.