Culture jokes
You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.