Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
