Culture jokes
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
Memes
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.