Culture jokes
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.