Culture jokes
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
THE HOOD
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
Ukraine.