Culture jokes
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
ALL ASIANS
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
"Ohh wing wing."
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.