Culture jokes
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Dababy
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
An Irishman walked past a bar.