how does an indian open his car
boot boot (in an indian accent)
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
Why do white people colonise everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.
chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"
which means, "keep striving in life"
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage รก rร pe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
Why cant Chinese people play baseball they eat the bat
how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
What's the hardest part about sex with a thai girl?
Her, probably
What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby
Society
Spanish is difficult when my mom gives me food she says toma and that's drink in English so I always drink my food
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
What do africans eat for breakfast
E-Bola Cornflakes
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Christopher Columbus:*Sees native americans* Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care.......... Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit
Who do Chinese people name their kids
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
i am an indian joke
Ukraine
an indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down becuase they had no nann bread in stock
