A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Culture Jokes
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
