Culture jokes
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Memes
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.