Culture jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Memes
How to make babies laugh
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.