Culture jokes
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
There are more than 2 genders.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.