Culture jokes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Emos love jumping for joy.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Bruh.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*