Culture jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Hoi!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.