Culture jokes
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Mona lisa in OhIo
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Bruh.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."