Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Culture Jokes
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Hoi!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
