Culture jokes
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Memes
my mexican mom be like
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Bruh.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.