What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Germany is...
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Beatles
Are cool.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
LET'S GOOOO!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
