Culture jokes
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."