Culture jokes
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Memes
The original White Power (ranger).
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.