Culture jokes
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
big booty latinas.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."