What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Culture Jokes
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
