
Culture jokes
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
big booty latinas.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"