Culture jokes
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Like if I am emo.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Andrew Tate.
Like this if you're an American.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!