Culture jokes
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.