What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.