What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why did spencer eat cheese. Because he was Jewish
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
