Culture jokes

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Som Ting Wong.

What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?

Lim Ping.

GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick.

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

What do emos do?

Hang.

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.

What do you call a Chinese baby?

Sum Ting Wong.