Culture jokes
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!