A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
