Culture jokes

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.

What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...

There is always a kitchen in the back.

What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?

Nothing.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

A Canadian.

Why was the German in a hurry?

Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.

The Harry Potter fanbase.

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A newborn daughter...

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What do you call a rich Chinese guy?

"Ching ching."

What do you call a fat Chinese guy?

A double chinkey.

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!

Are you beef?

Because you're Carlos-Asada.

American: I've never shot a gun.

African: That's the first coming from an American!