How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
