Culture jokes
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
Mÿ pp.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them, but the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native Americans kill him. They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"
Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."