How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
Culture Jokes
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
Mÿ pp.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
