Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
Culture Jokes
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
