Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Culture Jokes
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Your (DYM 29).
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
