Culture jokes
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Mom! (DYM 48)
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Have you ever eaten African food?
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Dababy
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.