What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Culture Jokes
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
I love birthdays 🍰
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
I love Hebrew John!
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Germany is...
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
