Culture Jokes

She (DYM 126).

Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.

Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

Ratio.

I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.

Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?

Friends: No, what is it?

Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.

What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?

"You're the ying to my yang!"

Staring (DYM 119).

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?

Gay.

of (DYM 114)

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

Americans are fat.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?

Anglosaxon.

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)

What do you call an Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.