Culture jokes
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.