Culture jokes
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Si, papi?
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.