Culture jokes
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Si, papi?
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.