Couy.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
Blueface baby!
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
Mÿ pp.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
