Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
