Culture jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
The (DYM 72).
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Her (DYM 70).
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Yes (DYM 66).
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."
Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.
"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?
"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.
Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.
Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"
Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.