What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Culture Jokes
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Ukraine.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
