Culture jokes
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I breathe in African food.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.