Culture jokes
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Ukraine.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.