Culture jokes
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A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Brazil is a joke.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.