Culture jokes
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Brazil is a joke.