Crys

Crys jokes

Trampoline

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

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  • Onion

    I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.

    Onions was a good dog.

    Heaven

    Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."

    The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.

    The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."

    The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"

    Orphanage

    When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.

    Short jokes

    How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

    Memes

    Man

    A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

    Priest

    A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

    “What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

    The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”

    The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.

    “It’s really not your day, is it?”

    Grandpa

    I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

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  • Coconut

    My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

    So I threw a coconut at her.

    Depression

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Insomnia.

    You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...

    School Bus

    What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

    School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

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  • Wheelchair

    One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)

    Onion

    What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

    I cry peeling onions!

    Kid

    What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.

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  • Orphanage

    People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.

    Orphanage

    There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.