Crys Jokes

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?" The doctor replied, "He's going through a Mid-life Crisis

I would stop bullying the orphan kid what's he gonna do cry to he's mommy

I saw a kid crying so I asked them where their parents were.

God, I love working at an orphanage!

MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢

NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝

MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔

LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿

POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅

"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬

"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why are they crying They said: Because I lost my parents I said: lets find them they cried harder so I walked out of the orphanage.

What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents

My big green pedo machine

I saw a kid crying yesterday and i asked him, “where are your parents”? Than he started crying harder.

I was crying while my dad was cutting onions I the kitchen onions was such a good dog.

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says,”What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?” The boy cries. Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says,”You gonna tell your mom?”, the little boy says, Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over.

This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder. The ungrateful brat. I see why he is a orphan

me: hey are your parents here? orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrased and I cried with a-dult cry.

Little mickel was on a tree he feel down and hurt his knee he sat down and started to cry and from there he would never lie

my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.