Crys jokes
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Memes
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Whatβs big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: Whatβs wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lolππ€£π
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.