Crys jokes
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
Memes
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?